Mr. PewDieHey Mr. PewDie, you look really scared, hey Mr. PewDie,(Lada dada da, lada dada da, lada da dada, naa, dum)(Lada dada da, lada dada da, lada da dada, naa, dum)We bros used to you having jump scares a lotBecause we've watched your vids at least onceBut even though we're used to you screaming out loudWhen you yell "BARRELS" it gives us goosebumps(Aah!)Stephano likes to direct the way (STEPHANO!)You have to do whatever he saysIf you don't, then you'll be chased by the broYou might not want to loose your heads(At least not yet!)You really need, to get away from that barrel PewDieWait just a sec, watch out for that untrusted statueRunning awayFrom the brosEvery dayHurry, chair mode, activate! (Boop!)Hey Mr. PewDie, you look really scared,Hey Mr. PewDie, hurry get out of there!"C'mon this way!" Stephano saysHold on a minute, keep on lootingHoly crap, PewDie you were in the paperAnd then next you were on T.V.The film crew kept getting up in your faceYou're getting a lo
Things That Prussia Cannot DoThings That I,The Great Prussia,Am No Longer Allowed To Do( But will still do anyway. )1. I am no longer allowed to stand up on the table in the middle of a World Meeting to strip and sing.2. Even if Scotland joins me.3. Or even if France puts money down the front of my crotch.4. Germany will lecture me.5. For the gazillionth time.6. And I hate his lectures.7. They're boring as all hell.8. I'm not allowed to sleep in the middle of a meeting.9. Especially if Germany is lecturing.10. I am no longer allowed to scream " PENIS " in the middle of a meeting.11. Or " My anus is bleeding."12. Or " FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDINGGGGGGG."13. No matter HOW bored I am.14. Switzerland will kill me for saying words I shouldn't say in front of Lichtenstein.15. I shouldn't call Switzerland 'Sir Cocks-alot'.16. No matter how many times he cocks his gun.17. I will get shot with said gun.18. No, not the sexual innuendo 'gun', either.19. The actual gun.